Saturday, March 23, 2013

Measurements!

34/24/34... YES!
Am I a little sad that my boobs are shrinking... well, yeah. I'll admit that. I look at people on TV as the skinny movement becomes less and less popular and I see big healthy boobs in their tops. But then I think, I can outrun you. I can survive in the wild on 500 calories a day, keeping my wits and body in check. I can feel hunger and know that this is just a state of mind that I can turn down and OFF! In fact, I haven't felt hunger pains in more than a week. See, you don't NEED food, you are just addicted to it. If all of North Korea can function on 1000 cals a day, I can live very happily on 500.

Now if only my fatty thighs will shrink. I'm stuck at 20inches.

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